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The SoD has a history of nominating people for humorous or joke awards called SoD Awards. Any member of the SoD may nominate someone by writing the nominee's name and the circumstances surrounding the nomination in the Bar Book, then signing their entry. This should then be seconded by another member. Only the Chief SoD may decide whether a nomination deserves an award, which is, if successful, awarded at the next SoD dinner or garden party. A person may not nominate or second without having first been quoted in the Bar Book. Variations and substitutions of these acronyms are common, as are entirely new awards brought into existence to adequately describe a particular situation. More about the Bar Book here.

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Acronym	Expanded Form	Explanation
SOD	Shaft Of Darkness	Awarded for patchy lighting, with visible shafts of darkness where the stage is unlit.
WWG	Warn With Green	Can be awarded to someone who mistakenly uses the green cue light for a standby or warning.
RLW	Random Length Warn	Can be awarded for excessively variable or unpredictable cue standby or warning periods.
GROT	Green and Red Omitted Totally	Can be awarded to someone who hurriedly calls a verbal cue without using the cue light system.
GWW	Go Without Warn	Can be awarded to someone who calls a cue without a standby or warning first.
RSM	Random Stage Management	Awarded for miscellaneous stage management antics.
BDSM	Brailing Didn't Secure Movement	Awarded to those who fail to adequately secure brailing.
RTOPS	Red Trucks On Park Street	Can be awarded to someone who triggers the fire alarm at the ADC Theatre, resulting in the Fire Brigade being despatched.
COPS	Cops On Park Street	Can be awarded if the Police are called to the ADC Theatre.
POPS	Paramedics On Park Street	Ditto above, but with ambulances.
CONDUIT	Conversation Of No Discernable Use Inducing Tedium	Can be awarded to those who participate in bikeshedding.
SLAM	Somewhat Lethally Aimed Makita	Can be awarded to someone who drills or screws into one of their fingers.
BOG	Bloody Awful Gonk	Can be awarded to a member of the fly crew who crashes something into the grid/stage, causing a very loud noise.
G'THRANG	BOG with tabs	Can be awarded when the house tabs are crashed into the grid/stage.
ABM	Athletic Bar Management	Can be awarded to a member of ADC staff for speedy bar service during a rush.
DHC	Dreaded Human Counterweight	Can be awarded to an operator who uses their bodyweight to balance a set of counterweights, or who is pulled off their feet by an out-of-weight bar. Can also be awarded to the person who has to lift/attach the deadweight during personnel flying.
MMMC	Miles and Miles of Mains/Mic Cable	Can be awarded to anyone who lays excessive quantities of cable.
FART	Frightfully Artistic Ripped Tabs	Can be awarded to anyone who damages a set of tabs.
TWIRP	Totally Wrong/Worthwhile Interval Re-Patch	Can be awarded to anyone who (mis)patches a lighting fixture, sound input/output, network subnet, or power or video circuit during a show or interval.
GITS	Gratuitous Ignition of Tabs/Technicians	Can be awarded to anyone who melts or otherwise burns a theatrical cloth. Or person...
DIMWIT	Disastrously Incompetent Management With Insufficient Thought	Can be awarded to any member of ADC Management (only) for general coarse decision-making.
CAC	Comedy Award for Counterweights	Awarded for general coarse flying.
USA	Unscheduled Stage Appearance	Awarded to anyone who has to come on stage during a performance to address an issue.
SPLAT	Set Painting Lacking All Taste	Awarded for general coarse set painting.
RFL	Random Flashing Lights	Can be awarded to anyone who causes unintended lighting effects.
ROLF	Ridiculously Over Long Feedback	Can be awarded to anyone who causes excessively long audio feedback.
RSG	Random Sound Generation	Can be awarded to anyone who causes unintended sound effects over the PA.
FKA	Frank Knight Award	Can be awarded to anyone who constructs something which they cannot get out of the room in which they built it (e.g. too big for scene dock traps or built around the workshop pillar).
BS	Birmingham Screw	Awarded for general coarse carpentry.
UBK	Ultra Bright Kneecaps	Can be awarded for poor focusing of lighting fixtures.
OWS	Order of the Wobbly Set/Spot	Can be awarded for general coarse set construction or follow-spotting.
RSA	Ridiculously Smoky Auditorium	Can be awarded for over-use of smoke, haze, fog or CO₂.
PoS	Peals of Silence	Can be awarded to anyone who misses an important sound cue.
PENFOLD	Producing Excuses (Naturally Feeble) for Over-engineered Lighting Design	Self-explanatory.
GROAN	GRossly Over Amplified Noise	Can be awarded for general coarse sound design and/or sound mixing.
UFL	Unwanted Fairy Lights	Can be awarded to anyone who uses cheap and/or tacky fairy lighting or LED tape.
EFF	Excessively Frequent Feedback	Can be awarded to anyone who repeatedly fails to keep audio feedback sufficiently at bay.
DISC	Disastrously Incompetent Scene Change	Can be awarded for general coarse scene changes.
DSM	Dead Stage Main/Manager	Can be awarded to anyone who starts a show with stage power, lighting power, sound power or video power switched off. Alternatively it can be awarded to a member of the stage management team for general dereliction of duty.
DBO	Dead Black Out	Can be awarded to anyone who fails to produce the necessary illumination on stage.
OGG	Order of the Gratuitous Gobo	Can be awarded for unnecessary, unwanted and/or tacky use of gobos.
SCSI	Set Construction in the Sodding Interval	Can be awarded if substantial set (re)building takes place during a show's interval.
GASH	Grand Accumulation of Suspended Heaviness	Can be awarded to anyone who constructs a piece of set that is so heavy it must be flown using multiple counterweight/hemp sets.
HEMP	Hemp Epically MisPlaced	Can be awarded for general coarse hemping.
SCARF	Safety Curtain Action Resulting in a Fuckup	Can be awarded for general coarse antics involving the safety curtain in some way.
VOMIT	Very 'Orrible Mess In the Toilets	Usually awarded following a show's after-party...
FUCKWITS	Failure to Understand Computer Kit While Installing The Show	Can be awarded to anyone who causes a technical mishap with a computer/IT kit during or before a get-in or rehearsal.
URL	Unnecessary ReLamping	Can be awarded to anyone who wastes their time changing a lamp superfluously.
SAWDUST	Scene dock And Workshop Disappearing Under Shredded Timber	Can be awarded for excessive carpentry and/or failure to tidy up the workshop after oneself.
KNOT	Knotted Nest of TRS	Can be awarded for general coarse mains cable management.
CLEAR OUT	Clearing Literally Every ADC Rack Of Usable Tech	Can be awarded to those who empty the OP Quad, signal cable racks, Bar Roof Void etc. during the course of their fit up.
DIP	Doing It Properly	The only serious award. Can be awarded for general excellence in the course of duty.